Apparently, Santa "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you're awake"... Does he know when you're awake because he suddenly can't see you any more? Or does he also watch you when you're awake? And if the latter, does he watch you on the can or in the shower? What are the boundaries? If he "sees you" in a burning house, does he call 911?
Does the watching apply to people like me, who get gifts from my wife instead of Santa? Or is there an allocation of responsibility, so that if I give YOU a gift I have to watch you in the shower?
I think we all need to revisit Santa's prospectus and privacy policy.
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