Religion is just grand, part 5

I'm standing in a catholic church's foyer. My wife is inside because she's a godmother to a baby being christened. The foyer is where people go when the have a baby in a stroller (like me) or a small child getting antsy (like the other people here). A little girl keeps fidgeting and trying to "dance". Her mother or grandmother or whatever gets fed up and says: "stop it! Do you want to go to HELL? Well, DO YOU?!"

Little girl starts to cry.

Amen.