Friday, January 26, 2007

Goat Rape

O, I wish I was in Dixie!
Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixie Land I'll take my stand
To live and die in Dixie
Away, away,
Away down south in Dixie!

Northwest Florida Daily News: Authorities investigating goat’s death


Here's some excerpts to tempt you to read the story:

  • "A female goat might have been sexually assaulted and killed Saturday ..."
  • "...no evidence ... of a ritualistic animal sacrifice..."
  • "Semen was found inside the goat..."
  • "...the incident ... would be a felony because the animal died..."

O, I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Dixie Land.