Worst Christmas Gifts, Ever!

Every winter, I like to revisit this compendium at somethingawful.com (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=440). The most wonderful thing abou this list is it's [probably] all true.

Goal abdication

It's Friday. Not too long ago, I'd be zipping in to work, going to the gym before starting my non-stop action-packed day, eager to get through it so I could hit the gym for a bit after work and shower before going out. I'd go out in the city, usually not before 9pm, drinking like it was free, getting home whenever.

Now I'm just hoping to get through today, go home and eat meatloaf.