So this is kind of messed up. My kid was being bratty when I came home yesterday, and only wanted to sit on the couch with his mommy.
Me: move over buddy, let me sit with you.
Kid: NO daddy! You go HOME!
Me: we are home, buddy. This is where we live.
Kid: No, you go home! You go to your CAR!
I'm away from the house so much (at work), that my kid thinks I live somewhere else - in my car!
That hurts, boy. I'll remember this when it's time to decide whether or not to gamble away your college fund...
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