Kansas - making us all feel better about not living there

Are you f'ng kidding me? How fat and lazy do people in the Midwest need to be? You may have read about my disdain for Kansas in this blog, but Jesus! Isn't this taking it to a new low?

Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years

WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

(full story here) And what gets me most is not only did this "individual" have a boyfriend, but the boyfriend stayed with her for two years!! Bringing food and water!!! And never calling the cops!!!!

And NOBODY ELSE called the cops! You know he must've at least mentioned to his buddies (maybe at a rally, or a goat rape, or a tractor pull or wherever rednecks congregate) that his girlfriend is stuck to the toilet. Maybe like 6 weeks in he's got to tell somebody, and that person gets on the horn to the cops, or to the local radio station. But no, it's Kansas...