There's no justice for redneck's victims

So, putting aside any jokes about how the perpetrators here almost certainly share the same political and religious affiliations are Mike Huckabee and Sara Palin, I think it's sad that there's been no progress in this case. A while ago I wrote about how some red-blooded southerner acquired carnal knowledge of a defenseless goat. In doing some blog clean-up I ran across this follow-up story:

Molested goat case stymied by contaminated DNA sample

A semen sample obtained with a rape kit from a dead goat found in Mossy Head will not lead to an arrest at this time.

It seems authorities are unable to catch the assailant and bring him to the light of justice, and enable me to mock them unceasingly.