George Saunders does Palin

This is awesome - http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/09/22/080922sh_shouts_saunders.

But do you know what the difference is between a dead moose with lipstick on and a dead moose without lipstick?

Lipstick.

Think about it.

Moose are, truth be told, Élites. They are big and fast and sort of rule the forest. Sarah took that one down a notch. Who's Élite now, Bullwinkle?